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Sadly, for those of us in the reality TV fan world, Big Brother Australia has reached its final season, and there will be no Big Brother in Australia in 2009.


I'm distraught and unbalanced. You might even say that I'm a jangled bunch of nerves. This is an outrage, sir, an outrage. Without Big Brother on TV, what will reality TV fans watch? Sure, we can all enjoy one of those programs where some hot guy/girl picks from a group of nerds/athletes/business students, but where's the invasion of privacy that we crave?


Like it or not, Big Brother celebrities have defined modern Australia. These are our heroes, role models for the children. These are regular people, everyday people, forced to interact in a closed environment with a bunch of other people, and we get to watch every delicious minute.

A part of me has died with the news that the show has been canceled. Even if they bring it back, I'm not sure I can love again. Once I've been hurt, I take two steps back.

The watercooler at work is barren of gossip and interesting conversations. Without the common thread of network TV programming, I can't relate to the people at work, and they look awfully uncomfortable around each other. Luckily, we still have sports, so that fills the meaningless voids of banal conversation at the lunch table.

Big Brother, come back to me. If the landscape of Australian television was an endless green meadow, I'd be a little schoolgirl with pigtails, running across it, arms outstretched, waiting for you to tilt your hat back and pick me up in your big farmer's arms. Take me with you.

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I'm not here to make friends

July 14th 2008 10:09
With the explosion of reality TV, we've been forced to sit through hours worth of confessionals, when the stone-faced player tells us how it is and how it's going to be.

Reality TV gets its addictiveness from the sheer humanity on display... all the basic emotions are present: joy, anger, jealousy. Oh, how we like the jealousy.

We like to see the interaction, and it's only normal that people forced to sit together will make bonds with their fellow players. Inevitably, though, they realize that it's an artificial situation and decide to play the game like a game.


Fourfour made a brilliant video using clips of reality TV programming
, when a player comes clean and admits the most cliched sentiment: I'm not here to make friends.



I'm not here to make friends. You! Throw money at my sarcastic blog post! I demand it!

One commenter realizes:

"It's funny, cliché as it is, it wasn't until about halfway through this that I realised just how fucked up that sentiment is. Like friends are not important or something. And like winning a reality tv show is."
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One reason I like the Internet better than TV: people are continuously modifying and mashing TV shows to make superior products.

Take, for example, the hit sitcom, Friends, featuring six conspicuously attractive friends, 3 guys and 3 girls, sitting around, not working, in a cafe by Central Park, while simultaneously being able to afford spectacular apartments in New York City.

Yeah, it never made sense. But the scenes of Rachel and Monica wrestling on the floor were enough to keep us watching for 10 years.

Some clever gremlin had the brilliant idea to sync the audio from a Friends episode with selected scenes from a JLA cartoon, and it's fantastic.



Well, it's pretty good and I can appreciate the work that went into it. I sent it to a friend of mine, a Friends-fan, and she wrote back:

"It's ok... they could have picked someone prettier for Rachel, though..."

Right... let's see.. ignoring the membership of the JLA, who would be a fitting replacement? Catwoman? Ooh, Poison Ivy?



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New Fox Reality Show

January 27th 2007 00:07
Just got this press release about a new Reality show that will be on FOX...there is still time for you to apply.

ONLINE VIDEO SUBMISSIONS BEING ACCEPTED ON NEWLY EXPANDED


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You're the One that I Want

January 26th 2007 19:57
Anyone watching this show? I saw it for the first time last night and I really liked it. Although what was up with that 17 year old girl and her eyeliner??

The basic premise is that they are looking for a guy and gal to star in the Grease on Broadway. Singing/Dancing/Acting. They've narrowed it down to 12 finalists, 6 guys and 6 girls and will start live voting like American Idol in the next week


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